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602| Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:54:00 GMT| pff12345| Comments (26)
I have two friends that have said the following:

1) Never eat cashews when they are pitch hot
2) I have no money, I just had to pay for intuition at the college
3) Look out....car emerging (we were driving, two lanes merged)
4) Not to my recallation
5) This decision needs to be umamimous
6) Where's Cory? He said he'd be here in 10 minutes.....that was 5 minutes ago.

It seems like everybody has at least one friend that always says random dumb stuff. List any that you've got.

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"Don't buy food, just take protein shakes" - said to be buy a supposed fitness expert that weighed I'm guessing at 135lbs.

noweakness | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:56:00 GMT |

"Is the protein shakes good for the health ?"

sublime25 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:56:00 GMT |

"if you sleep with your socks on youll go blind"

zahriya | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:57:00 GMT |

"masturbation causes blindness"

"decline bench press gives you man boobs"

nickdude | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:58:00 GMT |

"It seems like everybody has at least one friend that always says random dumb stuff. List any that you've got."

karmazon | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:59:00 GMT |

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

sumguy | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT |

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickdude
"masturbation causes blindness"
it is true. i masturbated, as i climaxed, i accidentally shot it toward my eye.i was blinded in my left eye. another time, it happend to my other eye. how am i posting this you ask? a friend of mine is typing this for me and i am telling him what to type.

fightingfury88 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:00 GMT |

Fightingfury, What is he doing with his other hand?

nahanchi00 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:00 GMT |

I hate when people mispronounce the days of the week with "dee" as the ending. Tuesday is pronounced Tuesdee. That bugs the f*ck out of me.

uncleben | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:04:00 GMT |

"Stay where you at, I'll come where you are"

eman9998 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:05:00 GMT |

Quote:
Originally Posted by pff12345
1) Never eat cashews when they are pitch hot
thats a good one!!!11!!1!11

swoleone | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:06:00 GMT |

Me: Are we getting near any city's?
Friend: Yeah...We're just outside of Bu-tawn- Roge or something?

Me: THATS BATON ROUGE YOU IDIOT
Friend: Oh...

hublife | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:07:00 GMT |

baton rouge is a great place to eat.. i love those ribs...mmm

eman9998 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:08:00 GMT |

"It may hurt at first but you'll learn to like it" ooopppps forget I said that!

"Hey I dropped my soap"

nahanchi00 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:09:00 GMT |

"I don't believe in space, I mean really..... what's out there?"

sendre | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT |

One time my friend was over at my house and I was showing him some guns and I showed him how to shoot it and he pulled the trigger and it clicked. He looked at it and was like "how come it doesn't make the noise?? ...oh I guess that's the bullet"

bjjwraslter7 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:11:00 GMT |

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickdude
"masturbation causes blindness"

"decline bench press gives you man boobs"

lol my friend says that all the time about decline bench,i just want to dropkick him

lmw | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:12:00 GMT |

Forgot this one. We have squirrels where I live that don't have tails. Apparently it is a result of inbreeding.

Friend: Look, that squirrel has no tail.
Me: yeah, it's because it is inbred
Friend: With what?

pff12345 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:13:00 GMT |

"potassium is bad for you"

"bench press and squats...thats all you need for football"

manofsteal | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:14:00 GMT |

I'd bet your friends can name a few your guilty of.

I was tempted to start with this category, but that's too easy

Humm, well, how about call 911?--you actually dial the number

krane | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:15:00 GMT |

I heard a guy being asked if he could pick one position other than the sport he's in, and he says " I would like to be a hockey goldie, because I'm quick".

hypnotikk | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:16:00 GMT |

"There are Weapons of Mass Descruction in Iraq"

Sorry, I just had to...I know wrong forum...

pickitup | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:17:00 GMT |

Quote:
Originally Posted by Man Of Steal

"bench press and squats...thats all you need for football"
maybe the guy was saying those are the main lifts?

danteswrath | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:18:00 GMT |

"never eat cashews when they are pitch hot."

swoleone | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:19:00 GMT |

Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Ben
I hate when people mispronounce the days of the week with "dee" as the ending. Tuesday is pronounced Tuesdee. That bugs the f*ck out of me.
thank you

plus1more | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:20:00 GMT |

Her: Hey, does that say H-E-R-M-A-T-A-P-H-R-O-D-I-T-E?
Me: Yep, I'm not sure why he spelled it with 2 T's
Her: Maybe it's a silent T, like in Thomas.

dom_88 | Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:21:00 GMT |

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